will bitten's definitions

Goat tugger

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

by will bitten September 18, 2016

Dallas Tuxedo

A combination ensemble of a Jean shirt and a pair of orange tab Levi's

I went to a bar in Texas and every dude was wearing a Dallas Tuxedo!

by will bitten October 6, 2016

So Fucking Idiot

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

by will bitten January 24, 2017

Chum Bucket

When a girl menstruates in the pool, lake or any body of water.

Dude #1 " What the fuck is that red shit in the Pool?"
Dude#2 " Oh some chick is on the rag."
Dude#1 " Get her the fuck out! That Chum Bucket might attract a Shark!"

by will bitten July 23, 2017

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.

Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Schorn

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .

I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!

by will bitten December 27, 2016