Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017

Allahtosis

When ISIS is talking shit with their propaganda.

The only way to rid the world of
Allahtosis is to gargle on hot death

by will bitten January 05, 2017

Churchill Face

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Mash the Drain

When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.

"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."

by will bitten October 06, 2016

1000 RPM

When you fuck a woman on Red Bull like a jack rabbit

Dude took Rosa to the bedroom and went 1000 RPM on her Pussy!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

Guzzlina

A chick that can pound down or shotgun a beer faster than any guy could imagine.

Rachel had 3 Tall Boys down her throat before Dean cracked open his first. She was a fuckin' GuzzlIna!!!

by will bitten March 23, 2017

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016