wildthing's definitions

phatsew

A person who alters clothes for people who have gained weight.

After gaining 20 pounds Larry had to take his suit to a phatsew.

by Wildthing August 24, 2012

paper mate

A person married to his or her spouse for the sole purpose of becoming a legal resident

Roy hoped Mia would accept his wedding proposal and be his paper mate.

by Wildthing June 28, 2013

bullette

A female bully

Sue, the school bullette, took the girls lunch moneyt

by Wildthing December 31, 2012

turbonnet

gender neutral headgear, a hat

She gave handmade turbonnets to the girls in the office and to the men in the shop.

by Wildthing April 12, 2012

cockage

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.

Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage

by Wildthing February 18, 2013

katonic

A herb used to treat feline insomnia

I must stop by the vet and pick up some katonic for ny sleep deprived cat.

by Wildthing April 14, 2013

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012