14 definitions by werther

dream

1. A vain imagining involving religion.
2. Something that people with less means hope for: it will never come and will be dangled in their face like a carrot, MUWHAHAHAHA!.
3. An excuse to suceed in life.

Man, that bum sure has some awesome dreams.

Don't dream, kill yourself

by werther September 23, 2002

Afghanistanimation

A rather animated Afghan.

Man, he's hopped up why is your broham into Afghanistanimation.

by werther November 20, 2002

hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

by werther September 23, 2002

bleeach

What Snoop-Dogg does his laundry with.

Man you need some bleeach wit does hoes!

by werther October 7, 2002

river

Where you go to dispose of bodies.

I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.

by werther September 23, 2002

Desk

1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.

I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.

by werther September 19, 2002

ball licker

One who licks spherical objects, one whom is a fan of spheres.

Your mother is such a ball licker when she goes in to buy ice-cream.

by werther November 20, 2002