werther's definitions

Desk

1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.

I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.

by Werther September 19, 2002

mormon

A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.

Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..

by Werther February 16, 2003

Afghanistanimation

A rather animated Afghan.

Man, he's hopped up why is your broham into Afghanistanimation.

by Werther November 20, 2002

river

Where you go to dispose of bodies.

I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.

by Werther September 23, 2002

roll your quaters

To place an assortment of quarters into rolls, organize your quarters.

Man, I wish you wouldn't roll your quarters in the car....

by Werther November 20, 2002

no nothing none not

quadruple negative

Did you deep six Mr. Rogers again?

no nothing none not!?!?!

by Werther September 10, 2003

dream

1. A vain imagining involving religion.
2. Something that people with less means hope for: it will never come and will be dangled in their face like a carrot, MUWHAHAHAHA!.
3. An excuse to suceed in life.

Man, that bum sure has some awesome dreams.

Don't dream, kill yourself

by Werther September 23, 2002