117 definitions by webster

hallway sex

when passing your wife in the hallway and you both utter "fuck you". Not as pleasurable as most other forms of sex.

"Fuck you" she said, "Fuck you" he said.

by webster October 15, 2003

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by webster April 1, 2003

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by webster April 19, 2004

by webster January 22, 2004

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out

after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying

by webster February 2, 2004

The schools in The Ivy League, a sports conference. Consists of:
Brown
Columbia
Cornell
Dartmouth
Harvard
Princeton
University of Pennsylvania
Yale

by webster April 8, 2003

by webster February 8, 2003