weave's definitions

MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

by weave September 21, 2003

HOB

a beer or brewski, a lager, a draft.

Last night after work, the boys and I went out and consumed a few hobs.

by weave August 25, 2003

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN

A grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest tits and ass known to mankind.

Callipygous (KAL-uh-PYE-gus), or its linguistic cousin, Callipygian (KAL-uh-PIJ-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful ass. Callicolpian (KAL-ih-KOHL-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, "beautiful tits." When you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of Callimammapygian.

There is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Would ya concur?

by weave August 27, 2003

WEAVE

to daydream to such a degree as to be momentarily unaware of your immediate surroundings; to get lost in thought; to drift off mentally, albeit briefly.

Everything was thoroughly explained to Joe at the meeting, yet he said he wasn't aware of a thing that was said. The sumbitch was probably weaving!

Joe is such a weave!

by weave September 28, 2003

jabroni

a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person

Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?

by weave March 18, 2003

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003

SUPERNACULUM

literally, "to the last drop." to drink to the last drop.

When I was a young buck, I could put away the beer. Shit, I used to drink supernaculum.

by weave September 22, 2003