Definitions by weave

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet 

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet by weave March 24, 2003

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck 

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck by weave March 24, 2003

double clicking the mouse 

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

double clicking the mouse by weave March 22, 2003

fam

the ebonic term for saying hello to a close loved one or another term for a person you get along dearly with

Hey, what up fam? What be crackin', son?

fam by weave March 22, 2003

bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

bastid by weave March 21, 2003

briskets 

the female breasts

Look at the briskets on Pamela, wow!!!

briskets by weave March 21, 2003

papa san 

one's boyfriend, usu. older.

My papa san is quite the cunnilinguist!

papa san by weave March 21, 2003