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shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots
Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

Salada biskets 

Originally taken from the word "See you later".

In the Australian way, words get merged into one. Hence the word "Salada" - "See-ya-layta". Also having connection with the brand Salada Biscuits.

Now spelt differently to add emphasis. Salada Biskets is born.

Use of the word has varied and will vary as time goes along.

Currently it is mostly used as a departure saying.
"I'm heading home, Salada biskets."

or

Can be used in a way to describe how drunk you are. "dude, I'm absolutely F*$%&'n Salada biskets, mate."

or

A describing word. "Was that chick hot last night that I danced with?"

Reply "..No she was Salada biskets."
Salada biskets by DeerPark_4Life August 25, 2011

Toilet Brisket 

Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.
1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.
Toilet Brisket by JustinCredible H January 19, 2013

Brisket-style 

a fighting style which involves the use of at least one blunt object, such as a pipe or cane. a sequence of head shot - body shot - head shot is frequently used.
"yo, some fools tried to jack me last night but me and Lean Eddie fucked thme up brisket-style with my pimp cane"
Brisket-style by Charles Sumner January 22, 2009

Baste the Brisket 

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.
I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.

butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.
butt brisket by EricTheRed November 20, 2004