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SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."
After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.
by weave January 8, 2004
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fiendin'

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.
After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!
by weave March 20, 2003
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MANUSTUPRATION

a legitimate, fancy word for experiencing an autoerotic experience; the linguistic cousin, and synonym, of 'masturbation.'
Urban Legend has it that indulging in repeated acts of manustupration will invariably lead to blindness and insanity. Shit, the ol' lady went blind at 6, and has been loonier than a bed bug in heat ever since.
by weave September 15, 2003
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DR. JELLY FINGERS

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
by weave August 24, 2003
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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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ese

A fellow Hispanic, your close friend or homey, homeboy.
Hey, ese, I'm gonna let that little mamacita feel my latino heat!
by weave April 2, 2003
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WT

Look at all the WT in WalMart today...the trailer parks must be empty!
by weave March 20, 2003
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