weave's definitions
by weave January 8, 2004
Get the SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARDmug. by weave March 20, 2003
Get the fiendin'mug. a legitimate, fancy word for experiencing an autoerotic experience; the linguistic cousin, and synonym, of 'masturbation.'
Urban Legend has it that indulging in repeated acts of manustupration will invariably lead to blindness and insanity. Shit, the ol' lady went blind at 6, and has been loonier than a bed bug in heat ever since.
by weave September 15, 2003
Get the MANUSTUPRATIONmug. that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
by weave August 24, 2003
Get the DR. JELLY FINGERSmug. a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
Get the OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEARmug. by weave April 2, 2003
Get the esemug. acronym for white trash
by weave March 20, 2003
Get the WTmug.