wayne's definitions

Karny

there is only one true Karny, who resides in Auckland, New Zealand. He is quite possibly the shortest person to have ever walked this earth.

As well as being short in stature, he is also short in temper, among other things

oh man, Karny is soooooo short!

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

mauresmo

a butch female who could easily pass for a man. term originates from that dyke French tennis player

did you see that Mauresmo? that was disgusting!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

cuttin

means to go out somewhere

im cuttin in two minutes

by wayne November 18, 2004

kablam

an incredibly sizeable penis

check out his Kablam! its fucking huge!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

CGI Porn

A movie with filled with long CGI special effects scenes, loosely connected by short scenes with minimal plot.

Day After Tommorrow,

by wayne June 21, 2004

Kemikal

To take items anally with great mirth

Johnny sat on the television remote and with a smile on his face proclaimed 'what a wonderful kemikal I've just experienced'

by Wayne October 14, 2003