wayne's definitions

autocad

A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.

I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"

by Wayne January 27, 2004

qsave

Second most important command in Autocad.

Oh crap, I forgot to type "qsave" before the computer broke. Now I have to remember and re-draw what I drew.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.

Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

Garbo

used to describe something so rediculous it needs its own word to describe it.

Man, that blunt is garbo, did you roll a fucking quarter in it?

by Wayne December 29, 2003

Kippo

Jug in Finnish

A guy who is a peon

Your worse than kippo
Stfu Kippo

by Wayne December 23, 2003

Space Raiders

The best packet of crisps - ever! Available in all shops and should only be purchased in pickled onion flavour - THE ONLY WAY!! =).
Definitely the most popular for us students - because they only cost 10pence a pack :D :D

Student: can I have 100 packets of space raiders please?
Shop keeper: Will you be paying by cash...or cheque?

by wayne December 10, 2003