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Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.
If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.
by wayne February 18, 2004
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there is only one true Karny, who resides in Auckland, New Zealand. He is quite possibly the shortest person to have ever walked this earth.

As well as being short in stature, he is also short in temper, among other things
oh man, Karny is soooooo short!

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!
by wayne October 1, 2003
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A Saliva dripping moist-toid who get lubricated by the Lake Demon.

The Infestoid is very easily molested, especially by Hopps.
OH DEAR GOD IT's THE INFESTOID!!!!!
by wayne May 2, 2004
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The act of playing clue on a womans back while she is penetrated from either end.
Man, we played clue last night and Elisa got 0wned!
by wayne March 15, 2004
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WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!
by wayne December 4, 2003
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Look at that pritch, she/he can't even hold her/his pants up with those hips.
by wayne September 1, 2003
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A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.
I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
by wayne January 28, 2004
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