wayne's definitions

slurpee

A frozen beverage commonly enjoyed by Native Indians.

"Ehh Uncle Victor, let's go get a bruis'n berry slurpee, ehh??"

by Wayne May 1, 2004

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004

The Smiths

The Smiths were quite simply the best band ever, in just the short time they were with us they changed the music scene forever. No-one can even come close to comparing to Morrissey's lyrics. The guy is a genius!
Also his solo career is still brilliant, some people say that he has declined but his songs are still better than anyone else's.......end of!

Accept Yourself
I Want The One I Can't Have
Asleep
Jeane
I could list everyone of the Smiths songs but these will do

by Wayne June 18, 2006

Karny fit

When Karny gets frustrated and throws his arms around his head and/or makes weird noises for a breif period of time.

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

u

Shortened form of "undo", the most important Autocad command.

Oops, I just made a mistake. That's okay, there's "U".
U U U U (repeat until finished)
Now that I've fixed that, I'd better qsave before I mess up again.

by Wayne September 9, 2006

Padido

Car with only 1 heardlight working

Damn, that cop car is a padido!

by Wayne December 7, 2005