wayne's definitions

bati

jamaican word for "fag"

I'za hittin dis blunt when dis young bati mon walk by with his legs crossed and a pain in his bottom

by wayne May 13, 2005

Townie

Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.

If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.

by Wayne February 17, 2004

Big Wayne

The hardest mother fucker that you will eva see in Baltimore. Im your mother fuckin worst nightmare whores.

Im your mother fuckin daddy bitch!!!

by wayne April 23, 2005

quad

A sort of 4 wheel drive motorbike driven by rednecks. Drive through South East Ohio and watch the mullets flying in the wind as morons without helmets tear thru the woods desperate to pull up and shoot anything that has a pulse!

I cant think of one - just read above

by wayne February 27, 2005

enter

To engage in Enter Sandman.

Jesus Wayne, it's about time we entered!

by Wayne May 1, 2004

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

izzle

Wannabe gangstas who are whiter than me flap their arms around while changing the end of every other word so it ends in izzle.. Sheer fucking genius really.

You da bomb fo shizzle..

by Wayne February 11, 2005