wayne's definitions

Conan Obrien

WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!

the strokes? white stripes? weekly acts? HMM?

by Wayne December 3, 2003

decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

by wayne November 28, 2003

Kemikal

To take items anally with great mirth

Johnny sat on the television remote and with a smile on his face proclaimed 'what a wonderful kemikal I've just experienced'

by Wayne October 14, 2003

mauresmo

a butch female who could easily pass for a man. term originates from that dyke French tennis player

did you see that Mauresmo? that was disgusting!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

Karny

there is only one true Karny, who resides in Auckland, New Zealand. He is quite possibly the shortest person to have ever walked this earth.

As well as being short in stature, he is also short in temper, among other things

oh man, Karny is soooooo short!

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

Karny fit

When Karny gets frustrated and throws his arms around his head and/or makes weird noises for a breif period of time.

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

kablam

an incredibly sizeable penis

check out his Kablam! its fucking huge!

by Wayne October 1, 2003