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Padido

Car with only 1 heardlight working
Damn, that cop car is a padido!
by Wayne December 7, 2005
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kablam

an incredibly sizeable penis
check out his Kablam! its fucking huge!
by Wayne October 1, 2003
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cuttin

im cuttin in two minutes
by wayne November 18, 2004
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CGI Porn

A movie with filled with long CGI special effects scenes, loosely connected by short scenes with minimal plot.
Day After Tommorrow,
by wayne June 21, 2004
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splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
by wayne March 24, 2005
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Karny

there is only one true Karny, who resides in Auckland, New Zealand. He is quite possibly the shortest person to have ever walked this earth.

As well as being short in stature, he is also short in temper, among other things
oh man, Karny is soooooo short!

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!
by Wayne October 1, 2003
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Conan Obrien

WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!
by Wayne December 3, 2003
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