wanker's definitions

Zatoichi

A character in a series of Japanese films about a blind traveling swordsman.

Zatoichi killed that guy with his sword.

by wanker November 28, 2004

Max Hardcore

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

by wanker January 7, 2005

uberlicious

so uber it makes me want to shit myself

i am going to shit myself

by wanker November 4, 2003

self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.

I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.

by Wanker February 10, 2003

clorisa

sexiest person on the face of the earth

by Wanker October 7, 2003

dox

A collection of scat memorabilia.

ie. to be one dirty cunt

by wanker June 2, 2003

warden

fat old bitch lady who walks around and says "go to the LGRRRR"

fuck the warden is here. i can't do any good shit

by wanker September 18, 2003