14 definitions by wHaT

twtf

too weak to function

they were laughing so hard they were twtf

by wHaT June 27, 2015

twatular

twatular (Pronunciation: twät-ty&-l&r) - adj; twat-like; having the qualities commonly associated with a twat.

His behavior is rather twatular when he gets drunk, as he tries to pick fights with everyone around him.

by wHaT August 12, 2006

dirty mehdi

Directly after blowing your load into her you pull out and pour a fresh cup of coffee in her and watch as the cream mixes with the coffee for the best damn cup of joe you have ever had.

"I gave her a dirty mehdi before work to start my day off right."

by wHaT April 16, 2020

what

a response to anything being said to you, when you just don't want to listen, and/or just don't care what is being said to you.

Jeff: Hey man, saying what all the time is going to make you brain turn to mush.

Brad: What?

by wHaT November 10, 2003

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by wHaT March 25, 2005

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by wHaT February 14, 2005

Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged

John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.

by wHaT February 13, 2014