14 definitions by wHaT

fart

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.

by wHaT May 11, 2004

Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged

John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.

by wHaT February 13, 2014

what

a response to anything being said to you, when you just don't want to listen, and/or just don't care what is being said to you.

Jeff: Hey man, saying what all the time is going to make you brain turn to mush.

Brad: What?

by wHaT November 10, 2003

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by wHaT March 25, 2005

Roacher

A poorly executed piece of humor; A failed attempt at making one's peers enjoy your company.

"David pulled a Roacher whilst telling everyone about his trip to camp."; "Man, you just pulled a real Roacher"

by wHaT October 15, 2004

Roacher

An ill-advised story told in a situation that almost guarantees a lawsuit.

"We all try to nail the deaf chicks." "I can't believe you said that, Roacher!"

by wHaT October 15, 2004

edgy

being edgy is like trying to spread cancer with your words and your appearance

Kid a: How's life?
Edgy kid: Horrible, i have to live because of life
Kid a: Wow that's deep
Edgy kid: 12 INCHES DEEP INSIDE OF YOUR MOM!

by wHaT December 8, 2016