A person with a gluttonous amount of available internet bandwidth. Ususally this person uses about 1/100th of their connect.
by vortex June 10, 2003
a person with way too many net-buddies. Usually has no life outside of AIM, MSN or IRC - typically fat.
by vortex June 10, 2003
When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin
by Vortex April 03, 2004
A unicycle which is used for hopping, jumping, or riding over various obstacles. Usually has a smaller wheel then a normal unicycle, and stronger components to take extra punishement. In use, the rider hops the trials unicycle over rocks, barriers, curbs, ramps, or wooden pallets. Might also be referred to as a Tuni, but the name has never become popular.
by Vortex April 28, 2003
by vortex June 11, 2003