Definitions by von groovy

adding an ie 

Something people do when speaking in order to make something sound more cute and non-confrontational, yet tremendously annoying. (It's okay if your mom does it until you're 5.)

Shannon: I saw Hannah the other day when she was messing with her phone and asked her if she needed some helpie. She shot me a look like she would kill me! OMG!
Lori: Sounds like she needed a huggie. That's too baddie!
Lauren: STFU you 2! Maybe stop adding an ie and act like you are over 5. Now leave me alon "E!"

adding an ie by von groovy June 21, 2017

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick

The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)

Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick by von groovy June 20, 2017

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

drowning in the baby pool by von groovy June 20, 2017

flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

flabacus by von groovy June 20, 2017

fashame 

The confused, yet easily resolved emotion experienced as a result of others being cruel for you having the quality of being fat, ashamed, and not doing anything about it.

Candi was feeling full of fashame as she walked away from her critical friends towards the ice cream parlor. She certainly was not okay with her body image, but eating ice cream was the best way to address it!! Triple scoops for sure!!

fashame by von groovy June 20, 2017

devil's delicacy 

The nickname for using bodily fluids or waste products that are usually not considered to be used in sex acts. However, some people are into getting their Red Wings, smearing a St. Louis Steamer, taking a Golden Shower, and so on.

Jeb: I don't think I'll play matchmaker for George anymore.
Neil: Why's that, Jeb?
Jeb: He's into some sick sexual stuff. There is not a waste product that comes out of a woman that he does not mix into sex.
Neil: So, his specialty is the devil's delicacy...

devil's delicacy by von groovy June 19, 2017

beat the heat 

This challenge occurs after a couple have a very spicy meal. One lover starts orally pleasing the other and the other must climax before begging to stop as it is burning too much.

Ty: Last night Kira and I went to La Cochina del Diablo. Spicy stuff!!
Herb: Did you beat the heat?
Ty: Nope and neither did she!!!

beat the heat by von groovy June 18, 2017