A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.
Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.
by von groovy May 04, 2019
This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."
by von groovy August 25, 2018
This is the term for books or "literature" that is written in a very fast and careless manner and it is intended for mass consumption by people who do not read books that require a great deal of intelligence. It is not all romance, chicklit, or science fiction nonsense, but mainly is...
Brenda - yes people are still named Brenda: "OMG! Did you hear about Margot?"
Lana: "Nope. And don't care. But you're still gonno tell me, right?"
Brenda: "You betcha! She has read six books this year and it's only November! She's a smart one."
Lana: "That's a load! She only reads quicklit. And she usually listens to it on audiobooks. Philistine."
Lana: "Nope. And don't care. But you're still gonno tell me, right?"
Brenda: "You betcha! She has read six books this year and it's only November! She's a smart one."
Lana: "That's a load! She only reads quicklit. And she usually listens to it on audiobooks. Philistine."
by von groovy September 04, 2024
Similar to gaslighting. It happens when someone tries to make another person feel guilty for their reported negative impact on the environment.
Bailey: "You know driving here instead of walking is really bad for the environment."
Fred: "I live 43 miles away! Stop greenhousing me!!!"
Fred: "I live 43 miles away! Stop greenhousing me!!!"
by von groovy July 20, 2019
The act of not documenting an event that occurred which thereby erases it from history since it has not been posted. The quality of having not being posted.
Serge: Me and Tandy last night! Ooh la la!!
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?
by von groovy June 06, 2017