norph

The way an idiot would pronounce "north." Interestingly, this is usually uttered by people from the southern U.S..

The mayor of our city once announced that he was a proud resident of norph city.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

by von groovy August 27, 2024

took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

fun between the flaps

Any type of pleasure that happens between the flaps or lips of the pussy. Whether it be rubbing, licking, or sticking, it's always good fun when you're between the flaps.

Annastasia had no idea how incredible it would be for her to experience multiple ways to have fun between the flaps and decided to not leave her bed until she was red raw.

by von groovy September 17, 2017

that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.

Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."

by von groovy June 30, 2017

alsohole

Well, you know. There's always somewhere else to go to lick or stick... These are trying times. It can be anyone's.

Mandy and Brody were getting pretty into it when they mutually mentioned the option of the alsohole and both said yes to their own. It made things awkward and then sexy!!!

by von groovy July 29, 2024

cross the sauce

This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.

Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.

by von groovy September 15, 2017