Definitions by von groovy

yourgurt

your ejaculate or sexual fluid

Peter: "I heard you're hungry, Leslie."
Leslie: "I'm really hungry, but not hungry enough for your yourgurt!"

yourgurt by von groovy May 10, 2019

browncoating 

the act of sticking a penis in an anus to get a browncoating on it

Nigel requested that Maya let him get a browncoating for his birthday. She said yes as long as her thumb got to wear some of his brown...!!

browncoating by von groovy May 4, 2019

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

munching moocher by von groovy May 4, 2019

cleavage is your friend! 

A phrase people say when they see or have nice cleavage. Everybody wants to see it or have it!!!

Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"

cleavage is your friend! by von groovy May 3, 2019

disasterqueef 

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

disasterqueef by von groovy May 3, 2019

pocket warming bitch boys 

these are the dudes who walk around under-dressed in cooler weather with their hands in their pockets in order to try and keep themselves warm. They tend to associate with another and don't appreciate how weak they look.

Sara was waiting at a red light on a cool evening, when 3 dudes walked in front of her in sandals, shorts, and tank tops each with their hands in their pockets. She yelled, "Get a fucking jacket on you pocket warming bitch boys!!!"

pocket warming bitch boys by von groovy May 3, 2019

sockless season 

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!

Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

sockless season by von groovy May 2, 2019