Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"
by von groovy May 04, 2019
The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 29, 2024
This challenge occurs after a couple have a very spicy meal. One lover starts orally pleasing the other and the other must climax before begging to stop as it is burning too much.
Ty: Last night Kira and I went to La Cochina del Diablo. Spicy stuff!!
Herb: Did you beat the heat?
Ty: Nope and neither did she!!!
Herb: Did you beat the heat?
Ty: Nope and neither did she!!!
by von groovy June 18, 2017
Rich was pissed and not surprised when a customer told him that his boss was no longer Whole Foods, but up the street at Amazon. He almost spit out his Kombucha as his mind raced with thoughts about what was now Wholezon.
by von groovy June 16, 2017
A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.
Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
The act of engaging in sex, but you're more opposed than being into it. It is not rape or forced and you really have no interest. My understanding is that this becomes more frequent the longer partners are together.
Harry: Last night Mandie would not stop bothering me so I finally gave in and we had opposex.
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!
Larry: Did she enjoy herself?
Harry: I can't remember. It seems that we both never wanna do it at the same time anymore and that is sad.
Larry: Not having any action at all is sad, Harold!
by von groovy June 25, 2017
When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.
Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.
by von groovy June 23, 2019