von groovy's definitions

bustin' butt knuckles

The consensual act of having aggressive anal sex with someone who has horrific hemorrhoids in order to break them down

Angie knew when she had got hemorrhoids again it was time for Peter to start bustin' butt knuckles to get some relief

by von groovy April 11, 2019

Tragician

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

by von groovy May 14, 2019

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

mellow meth

Why naturally Xanax. Just as wonderfully addictive as meth, but produces a much more mellow effect.

Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024

naked words

Straight up no hiding nothing words of honesty.

Natalie asked if she was doing a good job. Everyone laughed as she was worthless. She began to cry in humiliation as naked words were not needed to inform her she was not welcome.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!

Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.

by von groovy July 19, 2024

monthly messenger

Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.

Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!

by von groovy August 4, 2024