Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.
While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.
by von groovy August 18, 2017
A way to categorize someone who is of two or more races when it requires too much effort to list all of them. It is not meant to be negative.
At show n' tell, Carlos was asked by his 3rd grade teacher at his new school in Iowa where his heritage was from. Instead of listing peoples from 4 continents he cheerfully said. "I'm mixedallaneous!"
by von groovy August 11, 2017
The state of something that will not be successful has begun - it is underway but it is destined to be a brilliant blunder.
As Seth began to hide all of his money in his sock so he would feel safe when he walked through the rough neighborhood filled with pickpockets, robbers, and gang members. He left the house wearing cargo shorts instead of pants and his left sock was visibly filled with a roll of $20's. His mission to get through this 'hood was certainly blunderway.
by von groovy July 27, 2024
It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
by von groovy August 26, 2024
Natalie asked if she was doing a good job. Everyone laughed as she was worthless. She began to cry in humiliation as naked words were not needed to inform her she was not welcome.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
by von groovy September 28, 2024
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 19, 2024