von groovy's definitions
This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.
Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."
by von groovy August 18, 2024
Get the a sigh for helpmug. Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.
Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.
by von groovy June 14, 2017
Get the firing lung bulletsmug. Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
by von groovy April 6, 2019
Get the that was like 3 phones agomug. Oscar: "Hey! Did you hear about Nate?"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"
by von groovy September 28, 2024
Get the habitormug. Consensual sex and or intercourse. It happens when friends create friction in the right places with another.
Danny: I'm freakin' out over Annika! We got close last night and were interrupted. Couldn't finish.
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!
by von groovy August 20, 2017
Get the friendly frictionmug. Matt knew that giving Nickki lotsa Margaritas meant there'd be a good chance of him having a burrito wrapped in a tangy and tasty torpeella!!
by von groovy April 28, 2019
Get the torpeellamug. The nickname for using bodily fluids or waste products that are usually not considered to be used in sex acts. However, some people are into getting their Red Wings, smearing a St. Louis Steamer, taking a Golden Shower, and so on.
Jeb: I don't think I'll play matchmaker for George anymore.
Neil: Why's that, Jeb?
Jeb: He's into some sick sexual stuff. There is not a waste product that comes out of a woman that he does not mix into sex.
Neil: So, his specialty is the devil's delicacy...
Neil: Why's that, Jeb?
Jeb: He's into some sick sexual stuff. There is not a waste product that comes out of a woman that he does not mix into sex.
Neil: So, his specialty is the devil's delicacy...
by von groovy June 19, 2017
Get the devil's delicacymug.