von groovy's definitions

clicklit

This is a term for something that is very short in nature and is clicked upon online. People will often state that they read something online and act as though it was detailed and provided a great deal of information fiction or non.

Brenda - yes people are still named Brenda: "OMG! I read the most interesting story last night. It was fascinating!"
Peggy: "You read? Like a story? Did you go to the library?"
Brenda: "Oh no! I read it online on my phone. It was on who'scushingwho.com."
Peggy: "Oh. Clicklit. Probably took you 12 seconds."
Brenda: "How did you know? Am I that predictable?"
Peggy: "You know the answer already."

by von groovy September 5, 2024

mencel culture

This is the term to refer to the culture of "men" who complain like children about someone being called out for inappropriate behavior. It seems that they only engage in this behavior when a man is called out. It's pathetic.

Joe: "I just think that it is wrong to judge his whole life on him allegedly sexually assaulting that woman."
Jill: "I just think that you are a bitch for defending anyone who violates another person. He was convicted by a jury of his peers. There were men on the jury who looked like him. You are so into mencel culture it is amusing. Whine on!"

by von groovy August 8, 2024

The special second

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.

As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.

by von groovy August 22, 2024

Kiss it out

This is when you simply start kissing a possible romantic partner in order to see if you are compatible - you figure it out when you kiss it out.

Mike: "Will you just figure it out with her, Miles! Next time you two are talking and looking into each other's eyes and you

know what you're both thinking. Just kiss it out and you'll know if if's real."
Miles: "I know, Mike. I'm just a mess."

by von groovy July 13, 2024

carnivore carnival

A bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic.

Kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city's 4th of July celebration. The carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.

by von groovy July 31, 2017

lieracial

The act of choosing to claim a racial heritage that is not one's own to socially benefit them.

Kerri: "Can you believe that Andrea's grandma is from Haiti? She doesn't look like it, but she qualified for that grant because of it."
Lana: "She's so lieracial! She told me and Seth last week that all her great-grandparents were kicked out of Russia for being Jewish when we were covering the Cold War."

by von groovy March 23, 2019

harrier than bigfoot's balls

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

by von groovy July 22, 2017