Definitions by vinny125125
feltch farmer
feltch farmer by vinny125125 November 5, 2010
mastubatory miscalculation
Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
mastubatory miscalculation by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
phallonometer
Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!
phallonometer by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
camel toetag
A piece of jewelry resembling a toe tag(found on morgue residents) that is attached to the lips of a pussy.
camel toetag by vinny125125 August 31, 2010
meat curtains
Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!
Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!
meat curtains by vinny125125 August 31, 2010
AINTTAINT
The exclanation that your wife or girlfriend uses when you inadvertently (possibly accidentally) slip your cock in her ass while fucking!!!
AINTTAINT by vinny125125 August 28, 2010
spooge luge
The shiny track of cum and sweat after you bust a nut between your girlfriends tits that reseble a luge track as in the olympics!!
spooge luge by vinny125125 August 28, 2010