facebookfiction

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!

Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!

by vinny125125 February 27, 2011

tore up from the floor up

Being so drunk or high that even your toes have a buzz!!!

Man at the bar last nite I was tore up from the floor up!!!

by vinny125125 May 11, 2012

feltch farmer

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!

Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???

by vinny125125 November 05, 2010

camel toetag

A piece of jewelry resembling a toe tag(found on morgue residents) that is attached to the lips of a pussy.

Man i went down on Beth last night from the club and she had a gold Camel toetag!!!

by vinny125125 August 31, 2010

fudge smudge

the little browish tint on the tip of your dick after ass bangin your girlfriend/boyfriend

Man when I turned on the lite after ass bangin Karen last nite I had a massive fudge smudge!!!

by vinny125125 January 20, 2011

meat curtains

Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!

Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!

by vinny125125 August 31, 2010

schwag fag

A low life homosexual male that will perform sexual acts for any kind of marijuana much like a female "crack ho"

Man i met a schwag fag at the bar last night that was jonesin so bad he wanted to blow me for a nugget!!!

by vinny125125 November 25, 2009