VGerX2001's definitions

Fifth Base

The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.

Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(

by VGerX2001 September 4, 2004

Back to the Past

The long-awaited prequel trilogy to the Back to the Future trilogy. While "Future" dealt with going to the past, "Past" will deal with going to the future! Ha! Get it? REVERSE LOGIC'D!

Back to the Past > Back to the Future

by VGerX2001 August 6, 2004

Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)

Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale

by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004

*nsync

Backstreet Boys, only with all of the talent and appeal stripped away. Thank god they broke up.

Thank god George Lucas removed *NSUCK from Episode II :)

by VGerX2001 August 31, 2004

saxon

1. The historical enemies of that King Arthur movie starring Keira Knightley and Clive Owen.

2. The legendary GameFAQs joke account.

1. Clive: SAXONS! THOSANDS OF THEM!
Keira: Don't worry, I won't let them rape you.

2. GameFAQs PW Board: Saxon = Joke Account
Saxon: GameFAQs = Joke Site

by VGerX2001 August 5, 2004

McDonalds

A restaurant with :
1. A clown for a mascot
2. Crappy marketing one-liner after marketing one-liner(Can anybody say "I'm lovin' it"?)
3. Pig bung as meat
4. Diahrrea inducing tendencies

**Eats at the big mac**
DIAHRREA!
**Uses toilet**

by VGerX2001 December 2, 2003

Mel Gibson

One of the most noble and valiant heroes of the 21st Century. He had the balls to endure the ignorant anti-semite backlash and the inevitable media acidbath to make his labor-of-love dream project: The Passion of The Christ. You see, he could've just rested on his laurels for the rest of his life, like any good coward would do--he chose to spend thirty million dollars out of his OWN POCKET to make TPoTC. It could've easily ruined him beyond redemption--the movie became one of the highest grossers of all time, despite a brutal R-rating and undeserved lambasting from apallingly hypocritical "professional" critics who complained it was too violent(Even though they had no problem with the violence in Kill Bill). Just like how Jesus died for us, Mel Gibson endured the endless backlash to bring us a straightforward and brutal depiction of his death. A true, benevolent hero.

And a kickass comedy/action/drama actor too.

Mel Gibson = Jesus Christ

by VGerX2001 September 7, 2004