13 definitions by VGerX2001

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One of the most noble and valiant heroes of the 21st Century. He had the balls to endure the ignorant anti-semite backlash and the inevitable media acidbath to make his labor-of-love dream project: The Passion of The Christ. You see, he could've just rested on his laurels for the rest of his life, like any good coward would do--he chose to spend thirty million dollars out of his OWN POCKET to make TPoTC. It could've easily ruined him beyond redemption--the movie became one of the highest grossers of all time, despite a brutal R-rating and undeserved lambasting from apallingly hypocritical "professional" critics who complained it was too violent(Even though they had no problem with the violence in Kill Bill). Just like how Jesus died for us, Mel Gibson endured the endless backlash to bring us a straightforward and brutal depiction of his death. A true, benevolent hero.

And a kickass comedy/action/drama actor too.
Mel Gibson = Jesus Christ
by VGerX2001 September 07, 2004
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The appropiate nickname for the ignorant masses drowning out all remaining hints of intellect on our planet. You know them--they're the same kind who take Jesus' death for granted, eat at McDonalds every day and think pan-and-scan is superior to widescreen.
Joe Six Pack: Why are these big black bars obscuring my screen? I WANT MY SCREEN FILLED, not this stupid film elitist crap. I have a right, you know, and--

**JSP dies of heart attack from eating one too many Big Macs**
by VGerX2001 September 07, 2004
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The greatest band ever. Fuck *NSYNC. Fuck Bitchney Spears. Fuck R. Kelly. Fuck 50 Cent. Fuck all of those loser punk bands. THIS IS REAL MUSIC. If you refuse to listen to Air Supply because it isn't gothic mindrot or hateful metal rock, then you deserve to be castrated with a dull sword.
Making love out of nothing at all...
by VGerX2001 August 05, 2004
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The year of the Dark Knights.
Revenge of the Sith... Batman Begins... W00T :)
by vgerx2001 December 03, 2004
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1. The historical enemies of that King Arthur movie starring Keira Knightley and Clive Owen.

2. The legendary GameFAQs joke account.
Keira: Don't worry, I won't let them rape you.

2. GameFAQs PW Board: Saxon = Joke Account
Saxon: GameFAQs = Joke Site
by VGerX2001 August 05, 2004
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The soon-to-be former governor of Puerto Rico and the reason(Along with the bitchy female team from The Apprentice 2) why female empowerement and decency is going down the drain.
It wasn't Hurricane Jeanne who blacked out all of Puerto Rico and caused the death of all those poor handicapped people who needed life-support machines to live--it was Sila.
by vgerx2001 October 08, 2004
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A restaurant with :
1. A clown for a mascot
2. Crappy marketing one-liner after marketing one-liner(Can anybody say "I'm lovin' it"?)
3. Pig bung as meat
4. Diahrrea inducing tendencies
**Eats at the big mac**
**Uses toilet**
by VGerX2001 December 02, 2003
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