28 definitions by useful idiot

Goat boy. Anyone with a nasty goatee and who is also repulsively excessively hairy.
Holy fuck, look at that old midget hobo.. nasty ass goy
by useful idiot December 29, 2005
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A person who adjusts themselves to fit into whatever happens to be cool at the moment. Includes their appearance, their interests, their opinions, their personalities. often reffered to as 'scenesters' 'try-too-hards' or 'idiots'.
In lieu of the new emo fad, the chameleon bought a pink shirt, tight ball-squeezing jeans, cut his hair emo style, and parted it over the side, covering exactly 1/3 of his face.
by useful idiot March 22, 2006
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Being purposefully over-arty.
Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer
by useful idiot January 4, 2005
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As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot July 30, 2005
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The chinese whore that works at the dollar store. Willingly gives her services to customers in the back room for a dollar or less.
Meiko Tran is a big dollar whore....let's go shop in her back room.
by useful idiot November 28, 2004
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Major orgasm, feeling as if head could spin
Oh my god, sex with Tina last night gave me the ultimate sexorcism!!
by useful idiot December 29, 2005
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When plural, it is referring to the breasts.
My puffs are jiggly. Look at my huge squeezable jigglypuffs.
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
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