28 definitions by useful idiot

When plural, it is referring to the breasts.
My puffs are jiggly. Look at my huge squeezable jigglypuffs.
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
Being purposefully over-arty.
Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer
by useful idiot January 4, 2005
Newest update to Urban Dictionary. Any regular Joe Schmoe can sign up in 5 seconds flat and choose which definitions to publish and which not to publish.
by useful idiot March 25, 2005
As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot July 30, 2005
a website for rating people, talkin to em and seeing "more" of em
i joined would you hit this.com, and damn, all the chicks are all over me and they're all really hot
by useful idiot September 2, 2004
The chinese whore that works at the dollar store. Willingly gives her services to customers in the back room for a dollar or less.
Meiko Tran is a big dollar whore....let's go shop in her back room.
by useful idiot November 28, 2004