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by useful idiot March 25, 2005
As the great Maddox puts it,
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot July 30, 2005
by useful idiot June 13, 2004
One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
by useful idiot January 04, 2005
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by useful idiot December 29, 2004
1) Battery brand.
2) The kid that always answers all the questions in class.
3) An overly energetic partner during sex who just doesn't seem to stop.
2) The kid that always answers all the questions in class.
3) An overly energetic partner during sex who just doesn't seem to stop.
1) Energizer sucks. Use rechargables like Pure Energy batteries.
2) Thank god we have a major Energizer in this class, I hate answering homework questions that I didn't do.
3) Woah baby, you're like the Energizer Bunny.. you just keep going and going and going....
...hey, I didn't say you could stop!!
2) Thank god we have a major Energizer in this class, I hate answering homework questions that I didn't do.
3) Woah baby, you're like the Energizer Bunny.. you just keep going and going and going....
...hey, I didn't say you could stop!!
by useful idiot October 29, 2004