Definitions by urban pervert

Mistress 

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

Mistress by urban pervert October 31, 2003

barmaid 

A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.

The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.

barmaid by urban pervert September 28, 2003

naughty 

An adjective that describes a bad girl who needs to be punished (usually by fucking her), or a lady who wears tight, revealing clothing. Can also apply to a female who is into bondage.

The naughty demoness wore nothing but leather and lace during her reign of terror. But at least she was a hot babe.

naughty by urban pervert August 26, 2003

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

push up by urban pervert August 21, 2003

bukake 

Japanese for "facial humiliation". When a girl gets cummed on by several guys. A very fun thing to watch especially if she drinks it too.

I love Asian porn because they never cease to amaze with sluts getting bukake.

bukake by urban pervert June 29, 2003

broken dick 

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.

Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.

broken dick by urban pervert June 24, 2003

custard cannon 

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

custard cannon by urban pervert June 17, 2003