43 definitions by urban pervert

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.
After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.
by urban pervert November 1, 2003
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A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.
She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D
by urban pervert February 27, 2003
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A phrase used by the adult world to describe a vagina or anus that is soaked with cum, or semen. Pornography thich contains sexual scenes involving cum-drenched vaginas and/or anuses.
Most sites which claim to have creampie porn are either pay-sites, or bullshit sites which sprout gay porn pop-up links.
by urban pervert February 11, 2003
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The slutty, young babes most likely to appear on any "Girls Gone Wild" porn video.
Mmmmmmmmmm. Co-ed girls are hot.
by urban pervert February 27, 2003
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Ready to fuck. Typically applies to girls who just turn 18.
When Helen became ripe on her birthday, she knew what to do.
by urban pervert March 30, 2003
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