urban pervert's definitions

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003

sucky sucky

The best service that Asian prostitutes will give you for five dollars.

For five dollar, hot Asian babe give my wang good sucky sucky. And I like it so much I give her 100 dollar for complete service.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

creampie

same as cream pie.

by urban pervert February 12, 2003

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 21, 2003

erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

ripe

Ready to fuck. Typically applies to girls who just turn 18.

When Helen became ripe on her birthday, she knew what to do.

by urban pervert March 29, 2003

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003