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by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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1st cat: yo that area is very "urban" better bring your kevlar vest
2nd cat: nah forget that, read up on the Urban Dictionary so you know how to talk to them cats
2nd cat: nah forget that, read up on the Urban Dictionary so you know how to talk to them cats
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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Umpire: Who's that bitch all covered in turf with his faceguard smashed in?
Ref: That's that bitch-ass Sam Bradford
Umpire: True.
Ref: That's that bitch-ass Sam Bradford
Umpire: True.
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009
Get the awkward turtle mug.Back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then I would whip out my Blastoise and kick his ass every time.
:ZOMG YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CHARIZARD MWA HA HAAA
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO
lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO
lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.
by Urban Dictionary December 30, 2008
Get the Charizard mug.There are two types of attraction, physical attraction and interpersonal attraction. physical attraction you can fix to some degree and interpersonal attraction you can also fix 100%. Generally attraction can be built and used in your favour to get what you desire. Attraction can be learnt. Some people are more attractive than others. They call it 'value'. It is value that is importance and it is up to you to increase your value so hence make u more attractive. How to increase your value is a whole new ballgame.
To be attractive, is to increase your value and become what people want and desire. Its a skillset that some people have naturally or dont have at all.
If people like spending time with you and always around you, then you are some what attractive to those people, you may not be attractive to everyone but too those people only.
Being attractive to most people is a unique skill that not many have but it can be learnt.
To be attractive, is to increase your value and become what people want and desire. Its a skillset that some people have naturally or dont have at all.
If people like spending time with you and always around you, then you are some what attractive to those people, you may not be attractive to everyone but too those people only.
Being attractive to most people is a unique skill that not many have but it can be learnt.
In female eyes, rock stars and famous singers and bands have high value whereas non-famous people have 'lower perceived value'. This value determines your attractive. You have to demonstrate value to be seen as attractive.
by Urban Dictionary December 26, 2008
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