by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2009
Overrated loser who never deserved the Heisman and who is a massive pussy and won't take a hit like a man.
Umpire: Who's that bitch all covered in turf with his faceguard smashed in?
Ref: That's that bitch-ass Sam Bradford
Umpire: True.
Ref: That's that bitch-ass Sam Bradford
Umpire: True.
by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2009
shitty ass dictionary run by a bunch of racist douche bags, trying to say "urban" people talk different from "normal" people.
1st cat: yo that area is very "urban" better bring your kevlar vest
2nd cat: nah forget that, read up on the Urban Dictionary so you know how to talk to them cats
2nd cat: nah forget that, read up on the Urban Dictionary so you know how to talk to them cats
by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2009
a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2009