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Relationship Terrorist

ri-ley-shuh n-ship ter-er-ist
An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love.

These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future.

Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation).
How is your girlfriend?

She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of love….

Oh…they got you too?
by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2009
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Eurovagina

A term for a vagina that prefers sex with European males and has had a sexual sampling of the EU.
The vagina also aspires to experience more European nationalities.
That bitch has a eurovagina. She loves to sleep with men from European countries and is always trying to sleep with men from all over Europe!
by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008
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The Executive

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".
Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."
by Urban Dictionary October 12, 2008
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angel kiss

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.
My lady friend was having her period, but I love her so much that I gave her an angel kiss. - or - I enjoy drinking human blood and eating pussy. Angel kisses are my favourite bedroom passtime.
by Urban Dictionary January 10, 2004
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Love

"Love" can have several meanings.

1) An extremely strong romantic feeling for a human being, a dolphin, or a small woodland animal. It if often said to be "unexplainable," but those who are lonely and have nothign better to do with their time will tell you otherwise.
2) An expression derived from romantic love, that doesn't actually have anything to do with romance or fucking someone's brains out.
3) A term in tennis.
4) The act of sexual intercourse, fuckily duckily doo.
5) To quickly remove your clothes.
6) To actually dislike, hate, or loathe something, and lie.
1) Large Creepy Man: I think I love you, Flipper.

2) Dumbass: LOL I LOVE PIE

3)
Tenniser 1: What's the score?
Tenniser 2: Thirty, Love.

4)
Gossip'r1: Like, OMG what did you and Chad do last night?
Gossip'r2: We made love like a pile of mad weasles.

5) Young Johnny got arrested for Loving. It's a sad world, isn't it?

6) I love George W. Bush.
by Urban Dictionary February 26, 2007
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bunny-hugger

noun. a person with a fondness for fluffy animals, often a salad muncher

noun. an attractive, callipygian female with whom you'd very much like to have anal sex (derived from spoonerism of honey and bugger)
Who was that bird with the fantastic arse? She was a right bunny-hugger
by Urban Dictionary April 23, 2005
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Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.
I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.
by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010
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