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smacktard

smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack
omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.
by ur mom March 30, 2004
mugGet the smacktardmug.

sketchie

too weird to even talk about
1 word= sketchie situation
by ur mom May 10, 2003
mugGet the sketchiemug.

kallyn

She also talks soo much and it's soo annoying...hah it funny there are so many people that literally talk behind her back. Her clothes are way too small for her, they do make bigger sizes HUN! lol...shes also kinda chunky... if she spent as much time running as she does putting on makeup then she would prolly weigh like 60 pounds! LOL!!
Her purity ring means NOTHING to her...shes going to hell!!
by Ur Mom February 1, 2005
mugGet the kallynmug.

uber

ADJ. When something is very 1337 and can be used freely with skateboard/snowboard tricks

Also a ADV. When something is done in an uber like style
ADJ - That sick ass move he did was pretty damn uber!

ADV - He busted the move uberly
by ur mom March 4, 2004
mugGet the ubermug.

Weak Ass Bitches

The perfect insult to address your enemies with.
I can call these people Weak Ass Bitches:
-John Kerry
-Anti-white Black racists
-Middle Eastern Islamic terrorists
-Hardcore Punks with pierced faces
-Anti-Native American people
-Ultra-liberals of any race
-Homos
-Your Mom
by Ur Mom November 6, 2004
mugGet the Weak Ass Bitchesmug.

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift
Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.
by Ur MOM November 21, 2003
mugGet the Melon Farmermug.

metal

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever
mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar
by ur mom May 13, 2005
mugGet the metalmug.

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