ur mom's definitions

stag

Australian for a hard on, erection or whatever you want to call it

Oh man that porn gave me the biggest stag

by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

shank

to run up behind someone and yank there pants down, underoos and all.

Eww, Dave got shanked.

by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

by ur mom May 13, 2005

loke

a vegetable, crack, sex

Go pick the lokes outside in the garden

by ur mom May 13, 2005

metal

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever

mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar

by ur mom May 13, 2005

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

s.pc.

Short People Club(people who kick-ass) don't judge us cause were short

person 1: are u apart of the s.p.c

person 2: hell yeah

by ur mom April 2, 2005