Definitions by ur mom

stag 

Australian for a hard on, erection or whatever you want to call it

Oh man that porn gave me the biggest stag

stag by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

hot second 

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

hot second by ur mom May 13, 2005

loke 

a vegetable, crack, sex

Go pick the lokes outside in the garden

loke by ur mom May 13, 2005

metal 

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever

mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar

metal by ur mom May 13, 2005

shank 

to run up behind someone and yank there pants down, underoos and all.

Eww, Dave got shanked.

shank by Ur MOM May 13, 2005

queef muffin 

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

queef muffin by ur mom April 7, 2005

s.pc.

Short People Club(people who kick-ass) don't judge us cause were short

person 1: are u apart of the s.p.c

person 2: hell yeah

s.pc. by ur mom April 2, 2005