ud40's definitions

chuff

Polite euphemism for a fart

Sorry, I just chuffed.

by ud40 July 19, 2006

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

ride the ripples

To have sex with a very fat person.

Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

yorkie

Extreme form of debagging typically performed as an initiation where a man's underpants are removed over his head without first removing his trousers. This involves a great deal of pain to the hapless victim until the crutch snaps and the item can be pulled upwards freely.

He's made it into the first fifteen. That's got to be worth 10 pints and a yorkie.

by ud40 February 23, 2005