As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

worker bee

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.

Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Toffees

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint

Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?

by ud40 February 23, 2005

ride the ripples

To have sex with a very fat person.

Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

jizzbags

Scrotum. See also jizz

Stop scratching your jizzbags Pete, you need a jizz jar.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

petrol head

Someone who is totally obsessed with motor vehicles.

Won't that petrol head shut his motor mouth?

by ud40 March 04, 2005