Definitions by ud40

As nissed as a pewt 

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

As nissed as a pewt by ud40 March 11, 2005

newted 

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

newted by ud40 March 11, 2005

petrol head 

Someone who is totally obsessed with motor vehicles.

Won't that petrol head shut his motor mouth?

petrol head by ud40 March 4, 2005

Dutch courage 

Alcohol induced self-confidence

Getting home at 4am drunk and stinking of cheap perfume, slapping
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."

Dutch courage by ud40 March 1, 2005

Infirmo 

A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.

I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.

Infirmo by ud40 February 24, 2005

Nagasaki 

Excessively spicy or burnt food. Implied reference to the 1945 atomic bombing of this unfortunate Japanese city.

They're offering Nagasaki Chicken in the canteen again today.

I'd suggest you pass on the Nagasaki Sauce, it's lethal.

Nagasaki by ud40 February 24, 2005

geekshit 

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

geekshit by ud40 February 24, 2005