A new ghetto phenomenon! About 70% of the Black and urban kids (and Black suburban kids with rich parents) on Myspace will appear this way:
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
Friend 1: Hey look at me!!! I can skateboard! I'm like Pharrell now! (kicks skateboard and starts skating). Kick, Push, Kick, Push, C--- (skates into a pole and knocks their teeth out)
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
by twistedbabydoll June 04, 2007
1. A fucking insult to real hip-hop.
2. A ignorant nigga's or a wigger's visual dream: Half-naked models with no morals and no intelligence saturated in baby oil and shaking their asses; diamonds, platinum, and gold in abundance; name brand clothes in abundance, luxury sport cars usually owned by the record label or MTV, mansions that are probably owned by a family who was kicked out and paid to be sent away for a week just so the video could be shot in the house, computerized sparkles in order to make the bling more shiny...last but not least, so much money is put into these videos at the risk of senior citizens losing money for social security.
3. Any urban party where ghetto fabulous losers like to attend just so they can be seen in their leased Porsche (that they actually live in) wearing Gucci suits. These parties sell brands of alcohol seen in rap videos (see hypnotiq, alize, henessey), every girl that comes to these parties are dressed like video vixens, every guy is dressed like a bootleg hip-hop mogul, and then there is your random group of uber-losers dressed in white tees, fitted caps and ice cream gym shoes. These parties last 'til two or three in the morning and usually end with guys standing next to their cars in the parking lot in order to get girls' attention.
In other words: Pathetic, materialistic, poor-rich losers.
2. A ignorant nigga's or a wigger's visual dream: Half-naked models with no morals and no intelligence saturated in baby oil and shaking their asses; diamonds, platinum, and gold in abundance; name brand clothes in abundance, luxury sport cars usually owned by the record label or MTV, mansions that are probably owned by a family who was kicked out and paid to be sent away for a week just so the video could be shot in the house, computerized sparkles in order to make the bling more shiny...last but not least, so much money is put into these videos at the risk of senior citizens losing money for social security.
3. Any urban party where ghetto fabulous losers like to attend just so they can be seen in their leased Porsche (that they actually live in) wearing Gucci suits. These parties sell brands of alcohol seen in rap videos (see hypnotiq, alize, henessey), every girl that comes to these parties are dressed like video vixens, every guy is dressed like a bootleg hip-hop mogul, and then there is your random group of uber-losers dressed in white tees, fitted caps and ice cream gym shoes. These parties last 'til two or three in the morning and usually end with guys standing next to their cars in the parking lot in order to get girls' attention.
In other words: Pathetic, materialistic, poor-rich losers.
1. A music video is a music video. A rap video is a whole other category by itself.
2. The small Georgia town is $8 billion dollars in debt due to the cost of the rap video featuring Ludacris, TI, Ying Yang Twins, Lil' Wayne and Mike Jones. Now the residents are living in immense poverty, famine and depression. Some people even sold their children's organs in order to have a decent Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Radio Announcer: Everybody come down to the Grown&Sexy Dress2Sweat Freak-On, Friday night at Club Alize! Fellas 21 and up! Ladies get in free before 11! Come dress to impress! Don't come dress to depress!
Me: Your typical rap video party.
2. The small Georgia town is $8 billion dollars in debt due to the cost of the rap video featuring Ludacris, TI, Ying Yang Twins, Lil' Wayne and Mike Jones. Now the residents are living in immense poverty, famine and depression. Some people even sold their children's organs in order to have a decent Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Radio Announcer: Everybody come down to the Grown&Sexy Dress2Sweat Freak-On, Friday night at Club Alize! Fellas 21 and up! Ladies get in free before 11! Come dress to impress! Don't come dress to depress!
Me: Your typical rap video party.
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
A curse. A symbol of unfairness. An uncontrollable Hell that fulfills all the things that can make a woman sad: fatness, ugliness, and ickiness. It occurs a week or days before a woman's period.
During this time, men will drive women to become lesbians for the simple fact they are insensitive and cynical towards this cruel suffering that women go through. Oh, so your mad because you can't get no ass, freak?
PMS will make a woman wish she was never born female. Penis envy can occur.
During this time, men will drive women to become lesbians for the simple fact they are insensitive and cynical towards this cruel suffering that women go through. Oh, so your mad because you can't get no ass, freak?
PMS will make a woman wish she was never born female. Penis envy can occur.
I have PMS as I write this. I want to die. And I don't just have any ol' type of PMS. I have a severe, psychotic form of PMS called PMDD that causes me to have temporary bipolar disorder. I'm not kidding.
by twistedbabydoll August 05, 2007
PMS with a twist.
This is not your everyday PMS. This is a severe form of PMS that can trigger super irritability, anger, manic/depressive states and homicidal feelings. Trust me. I've been there.
This is not your everyday PMS. This is a severe form of PMS that can trigger super irritability, anger, manic/depressive states and homicidal feelings. Trust me. I've been there.
PMDD kicks PMS ass any day. It is the mothership of premenstrual symptoms. PMDD would make a woman wanna rip her ovaries out, burn them and rejoice afterwards. Fucking PMDD, yo mama.
by twistedbabydoll August 05, 2007
A men's magazine targeted at Black men ages 18-35. What the magazine features is beyond me but I know this for a fact: There are more half-naked women in that magazine than in the Holocaust.
Go to any apartment or house inhabited by Black men who thrive off of mainstream rap culture, are wannabe thugs or real scary thugs, misogynist, wannabe rappers or sex addicts...and I bet you, there would be a table piled up with King magazines.
Go to any apartment or house inhabited by Black men who thrive off of mainstream rap culture, are wannabe thugs or real scary thugs, misogynist, wannabe rappers or sex addicts...and I bet you, there would be a table piled up with King magazines.
Jermaine: Ay, nigga. I'm finna get that new King magazine featuring Karrine Stephans on the cova'!
Dionte: Word, nigga?
Jermaine: Fuck chea' nigga.
Two hours later...
Jermaine: Ay let's go fuck them light-skinned bitches I met at the Grown&Sexy parties last Saturday. That issue of King made my dick hard, dawg.
Dionte: Word, nigga?
Jermaine: Fuck chea' nigga.
Two hours later...
Jermaine: Ay let's go fuck them light-skinned bitches I met at the Grown&Sexy parties last Saturday. That issue of King made my dick hard, dawg.
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.
In other words: losers.
See rap video.
In other words: losers.
See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!
Six months later.
Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.
Six months later.
Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
1. A TV show used as a mechanism to keep poor people oppressed.
2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets.
3. Materialism televised.
2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets.
3. Materialism televised.
Jane: We gotta get home so we won't miss "VH1's Fabulous Life Of..."!
Me: We? Count me out.
Jane: But tonight it's gonna be about Beyonce! If we miss it, I won't know how much Beyonce's worth!
Me: Fuck Beyonce! Why do you thrive off that shit? She's worth alot! Bottom line, her money isn't yours so why are you worried?
Jane: Ewww...you're such a hater!
Me: We? Count me out.
Jane: But tonight it's gonna be about Beyonce! If we miss it, I won't know how much Beyonce's worth!
Me: Fuck Beyonce! Why do you thrive off that shit? She's worth alot! Bottom line, her money isn't yours so why are you worried?
Jane: Ewww...you're such a hater!
by twistedbabydoll August 12, 2007