King magazine

A men's magazine targeted at Black men ages 18-35. What the magazine features is beyond me but I know this for a fact: There are more half-naked women in that magazine than in the Holocaust.

Go to any apartment or house inhabited by Black men who thrive off of mainstream rap culture, are wannabe thugs or real scary thugs, misogynist, wannabe rappers or sex addicts...and I bet you, there would be a table piled up with King magazines.
Jermaine: Ay, nigga. I'm finna get that new King magazine featuring Karrine Stephans on the cova'!
Dionte: Word, nigga?
Jermaine: Fuck chea' nigga.

Two hours later...

Jermaine: Ay let's go fuck them light-skinned bitches I met at the Grown&Sexy parties last Saturday. That issue of King made my dick hard, dawg.
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
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parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
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VH1's Fabulous Life Of...

1. A TV show used as a mechanism to keep poor people oppressed.
2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh" and "ahh" at all of the celebrities assets.
3. Materialism televised.
Jane: We gotta get home so we won't miss "VH1's Fabulous Life Of..."!
Me: We? Count me out.
Jane: But tonight it's gonna be about Beyonce! If we miss it, I won't know how much Beyonce's worth!
Me: Fuck Beyonce! Why do you thrive off that shit? She's worth alot! Bottom line, her money isn't yours so why are you worried?
Jane: Ewww...you're such a hater!
by twistedbabydoll August 12, 2007
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meth face

a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring due to picking at their skin in reaction to crank bugs.

Meth face is common among trailer park hookers.
by twistedbabydoll December 08, 2007
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Italian

1. Inhabitants or citizens of Italy.

2. For some odd reason, their men (not all, but so many) love Black women.

And I'm African-American. And yes, I must say, I have a weakness for (attractive and good hearted) Italian men. NOT A FETISH; meaning if God had in his plan for me to marry one, I would regardless of the fact I'm Afrocentric.

3. Some of the best haute couture fashion designers and couture models come from here, in my opinion.
by twistedbabydoll August 17, 2007
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jessica alba

1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!

Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.

2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.
Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.

Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!
by twistedbabydoll August 13, 2007
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Barbie Dolls

A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.

Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:

Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
by twistedbabydoll August 13, 2007
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