Definitions by turnspike

mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.

The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.

mouse potato by Turnspike July 6, 2006

Cell_LEDmagnet 

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)

Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.

Cell_LEDmagnet by Turnspike July 6, 2006

mulletopia 

A trailer park community.

Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.

mulletopia by Turnspike March 16, 2003

southpaw 

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

southpaw by Turnspike March 16, 2003

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

one-cheek sneak by Turnspike February 11, 2003

snot rocket 

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

snot rocket by Turnspike February 11, 2003

technophile 

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

technophile by Turnspike February 9, 2003