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duck call

A very noisy, prolonged fart. It produces an artificial quacking noise similar to a hunter's duck call.

Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.
Damn! That duck call sounded like it blew your ass out!
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
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hippie strip

A striptease performed by a hippie chick.
That girl I picked up at the Phish show did this awesome hippie strip, then we fucked, got stoned, and fucked some more.
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
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nigger spider

A black spider. Not a Black Widow, since those are easily defined. Just one of those anonymous black spiders that probably have names, but only a professor who studies spiders would know them.
Lou: "Check out that nigger spider climbing the wall."

Skyler: "Ewwww! Get rid of it."
by Tuftskins June 1, 2009
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Globull Warming

Junk science that claims man can make the earth's temperatures rise. Recently proven to be bunk, based on lies. Gee, we can't make it rain in LA, but we have the power to change the planet's temperatures...riiiiight.

Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
It's 5 degrees in Spokane, WA, right now. Fuck Globull Warming!
by tuftskins December 10, 2009
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cracker rap

Commercial country music. Not the classic stuff, but the twangy modern mass marketed country that's all about trucks, cowboy hats, etc.

Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.

Rap for hicks.
It seemed like every truck stop Jamie stopped at between Minneapolis and Spokane was blaring cracker rap on the outside speakers.
by tuftskins January 19, 2010
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trooting

From Television Rooting. Rooting for your favorite sports team on TV when you can't be at the game.

While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
The guys down at Paddy's Bar were all trooting for the Bulls to win.
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
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rise in my Levi's

An erection. One does not have to be wearing Levi's when stating thus, or even own a pair. It just sounds cool to say it.

But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
Babe, you put a rise in my Levi's!
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
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