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A female leftist reporter who covers TEA parties. Too arrogant to believe free speech applies to anyone but them, these womyn make snide jokes and/or ask pointed derisive questions of exasperated taxpayers exercising their right to assembly. Rumor has it they are just doing what their bosses told them to, after their hiring session on the news network's version of the casting couch.
CNN's Susan Roesgen and M(etro)S(exual)NBC's Rachel Madcow are excellent examples.
CNN's Susan Roesgen and M(etro)S(exual)NBC's Rachel Madcow are excellent examples.
by Tuftskins April 20, 2009
Get the Teahagmug. Hot Tamales candy or the generic version thereof. Used by stoners to mask the smell of their pot breath, and to alleviate the munchies at the same time.
Bob: Do you think mom will smell the marijuana on my breath?
Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.
Mike: I don't know man, better take some Mexican breath mints to be safe.
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
Get the Mexican breath mintsmug. by Tuftskins April 29, 2009
Get the cligniolesmug. Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 2, 2009
Get the poll suckermug. A fart released on an airplane in flight. Such flatulence is doubly rude due to the crowded confines of an airplane and well, rolling down the window just isn't an option.
The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
The person releasing the ass gas can also be called a skystinker, although other derogatory names come to mind first.
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
Get the skystinkermug. An erection. One does not have to be wearing Levi's when stating thus, or even own a pair. It just sounds cool to say it.
But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
Get the rise in my Levi'smug. A black spider. Not a Black Widow, since those are easily defined. Just one of those anonymous black spiders that probably have names, but only a professor who studies spiders would know them.
by Tuftskins June 1, 2009
Get the nigger spidermug.