tuftskins's definitions
From Television Rooting. Rooting for your favorite sports team on TV when you can't be at the game.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
While trooting has no effect on team morale or energy, it is practiced religiously by fans in sports bars and living rooms everywhere. Trooting may also contain more profanity than ordinary rooting, depending on the venue.
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
Get the trootingmug. Commercial country music. Not the classic stuff, but the twangy modern mass marketed country that's all about trucks, cowboy hats, etc.
Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.
Rap for hicks.
Like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. Unlike rap, it's aimed at white people, or at least some white people.
Rap for hicks.
It seemed like every truck stop Jamie stopped at between Minneapolis and Spokane was blaring cracker rap on the outside speakers.
by tuftskins January 19, 2010
Get the cracker rapmug. A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"
"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
Get the problem saturationmug. 1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.
2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.
3) Viagra or similar pills.
2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.
3) Viagra or similar pills.
"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"
"Yeah, she's penis candy."
"Viagra is penis candy."
"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
"Yeah, she's penis candy."
"Viagra is penis candy."
"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
Get the penis candymug. (verb); also "Farrowed"
To put under a love spell. To completely intoxicate and arouse with a combination of mystery, humor, wit, sexiness, intelligence, spark, and dark passion.
To put under a love spell. To completely intoxicate and arouse with a combination of mystery, humor, wit, sexiness, intelligence, spark, and dark passion.
Matt: "Roger, what's up with you? You look like you're on Cloud fucking 9!"
Roger: "Ahh, I have been Farrowed, my friend. Sooo nice!"
Roger: "Ahh, I have been Farrowed, my friend. Sooo nice!"
by tuftskins March 20, 2010
Get the Farrowmug. Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.
It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.
by tuftskins January 10, 2010
Get the smooth-chested prettyboymug. A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.
If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!
by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
Get the barkbagmug.