Definitions by travis

church key 

a bottle opener

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.

church key by travis September 6, 2003

The Mavericks 

Oh look, Van Exel is gone. Now they have Jameson.

Hello, Mr. Jameson. Are you ready to win a championship?

The Mavericks by Travis August 19, 2003

road rules 

A group of people recruited by MTV to do ridiculously lame missions in a winnabago with a fake cow skull on the hood. The road rules team usually consists of a big breasted hot chick, a black man who starts fights everyone who is usually the outcast, a gay man/and or lesbian, etc.

I'd rather masturbate to Madonna than watch Road Rules.

road rules by Travis July 17, 2003

shuzizlle 

shut up

pizzle you need to shuzizlle fo shizzle

shuzizlle by travis July 11, 2003

shrimping 

When one pops open a jelly packet like those at a diner and puts it in his ass to have another man eat it out

shrimping by travis June 27, 2003

P.O.L.O. 

Players Only Live Once

P.O.L.O. by Travis June 10, 2003

Quicky 

What every guy wants. Usually performed by sluts. Quick blowjob. Usually followed by swallowing so you can get the job down quick, efficiently and clean.

Dude, Betty is such a whore..She gave Frank a quicky during class.

Quicky by Travis May 31, 2003