tchotchke

A cheap trinket.

The flea market is full of tchotchkes.

by tradesman July 19, 2003

Not Proud to be an American

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.

Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

by tradesman June 25, 2003

highpockets

A tall individual.

Hey, highpockets! Can you get this kite out of this tree?

by tradesman May 08, 2003

Bondage

The practice of being restrained for sexual gratification.

Bondage only sounds kinky the first time.

by tradesman July 12, 2003

extreme

1) Outermost or farthest. The greatest or highest; most. Far beyond what is considered normal. Drastic.

2)One of most overused words in the current english language.

The first definition is self-explanatory. But, I like to have fun with the second one. How about AN EXTREME NAP? Maybe EXTREME DEODERANT? Maybe EXTREME BAGELS at Brueger's. You get the idea. The word is EXTREMELY overused.

by tradesman May 06, 2003

smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 03, 2003

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 12, 2003