Definitions by tradesman

Hemi 

One of wildest engines that was ever made. Refers to the shape of the combustion chamber.(hemispherical)

That Hemi Dodge can really wrinkle the pavement.

Hemi by tradesman April 3, 2003

Riding the cotton clydesdale 

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

Riding the cotton clydesdale by tradesman April 3, 2003

dash mice 

An irritating squeak in the car's dashboard. Occasionally repairable, but a bitch to locate.

Used as singular. There is no "dash mouse".

I had to turn up the radio to drown out the dash mice.

dash mice by tradesman April 3, 2003

california 

Land of fruits and nuts.

California's a nice place to visit, but leave before you get soft.

california by tradesman April 3, 2003

shitkicker 

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

shitkicker by tradesman April 3, 2003

gingerbread fuck 

Too much "dressy" trim on a house.

My realtor showed one house, but it had too much gingerbread fuck.

gingerbread fuck by tradesman April 3, 2003

waxing the weasel 

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

waxing the weasel by tradesman April 3, 2003