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Ren and Stimpy

Only one of the best cartoons ever made.
Beavis and Butthead can thank Ren and Stimpy for setting the stage for them.
by tradesman May 7, 2003
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kwanzaa

A holiday developed by a Dr. Maulana "Ron" Karenga, a black militant, Marxist, and convicted felon.
Just five years after this, he was convicted of torturing two black women to death.

Observed from December 26 to January 1, Kwanzaa is based on a mixture of East African harvest rituals, called "first fruits" by Karenga and 1960's radicalism. This is in spite of the fact most slaves came from West Africa.

Viewed as an "alternative" to Christmas, it, nonetheless, is based on race, and not in faith.
I really don't care if Kwanzaa is celebrated, just don't let the PC crowd force it down our throats.
by tradesman December 24, 2003
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shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.
I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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deadbeat mom

A female parent that doesn't pay child support. See: deadbeat dad.
by tradesman July 11, 2003
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Bloom County

One of the best cartoons ever. It's not a place, but a state of mind. A real 80's time capsule.
I miss Milo and the others from Bloom County.
by tradesman August 12, 2003
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Riding the cotton clydesdale

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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John Kerry

A flip-flopper of the first order. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a war veteran when he wasn't. Has constantly lied about atrocities US troops supposedly commited there in 'Nam that he has never NEVER provided proof for. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a champion of the "little people", when he has no clue as to what that entails. Has consistantly given multiple answers to a singular issue and marks it up to nuance. I guess Kerry is consistant, after all.
How does it feel, John, in this "land of two Americas", that you have to go through ours to get to yours?
by tradesman August 18, 2006
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