waxing the weasel

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
by tradesman April 04, 2003
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442

A performance option for Olds Cutlasses. It originally stood for: 400 cu. in. engine, 4-bbl. carb, dual exhaust.
"That '71 442 can really fly!"
by tradesman April 02, 2003
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miles per gallon

The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.
My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.
by tradesman July 08, 2003
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the simpsons

A once-sidesplitting show that is, sadly, beginning to grow stale and has the earmarks of becoming increasingly redundant.
by tradesman November 22, 2003
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balls out

Originally referred to the governor on old steam engines that had two ball that rotated across one another that would control speed depending on how fast they spun. Balls out meant going full speed or power.
That old steam tractor was going balls out.
by tradesman November 21, 2003
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liberal

1. An individual or group of individuals that embrace all views...unless you disagree with them.

2. Most of the media.

3. One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.
Today's liberals want to make the world a better place...as long as they don't have to make the big sacrifices, and someone else does.
by tradesman April 01, 2003
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Liberals

Plural of liberal. See my other definition.
Liberals aren't as bright as they think they are.
by tradesman October 18, 2004
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