Definitions by tradesman

Uncle Vic 

Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders".

Uncle Vic by tradesman April 2, 2003

blonde palomino hussy 

Term of endearment. A woman (prefer. blonde) who is completely unaware of the field of devastation of men and boys left by her passing.

Taken from an old MASH episode.

That bailer chick is a real blonde palomino hussy.

blonde palomino hussy by tradesman April 2, 2003

Political correctness

The state of being politically correct.

Political correctness is a narrow view on life.

Political correctness by tradesman April 1, 2003

c 

Denotes the speed of light.

"She can't take much more, Cap'n! We're at .8 c now!"

c by tradesman April 1, 2003

Lord Of The Rings 

The existential fantasy story. A model for others to follow.

The Lord Of The Rings is classic storytelling.

Lord Of The Rings by tradesman April 1, 2003

human shield 

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

human shield by tradesman April 1, 2003

fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

fart cart by tradesman April 1, 2003