Riding the cotton clydesdale

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."
by tradesman April 03, 2003
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Bloom County

One of the best cartoons ever. It's not a place, but a state of mind. A real 80's time capsule.
I miss Milo and the others from Bloom County.
by tradesman August 12, 2003
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John Kerry

A flip-flopper of the first order. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a war veteran when he wasn't. Has constantly lied about atrocities US troops supposedly commited there in 'Nam that he has never NEVER provided proof for. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a champion of the "little people", when he has no clue as to what that entails. Has consistantly given multiple answers to a singular issue and marks it up to nuance. I guess Kerry is consistant, after all.
How does it feel, John, in this "land of two Americas", that you have to go through ours to get to yours?
by tradesman August 18, 2006
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human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.
"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."
by tradesman April 01, 2003
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MoPar

A subdivision of Chrysler. Short for Motor Parts.
Actually, it stands for:
Massively Over Powered And Respected.
by tradesman July 23, 2003
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waxing the weasel

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
by tradesman April 03, 2003
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Dan Rather

A news reader who can't distinguish news from partisan idealogy and innuendo.
When Dan Blather was caught using known faked documents on C-B.S's hit piece on Bush, he accused everyone else of the same things he himself was guilty of for years. He even had the arrogance to state that even though the docs were faked, the message is true. Nice going, schmuck.
by tradesman October 01, 2004
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