tradesman's definitions

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 11, 2003

Century Club

To drink 100 oz. of beer in 100 minutes. 100 ounces? That's all? Kids these days...they don't know how to drink.

The Century Club is a little overrated.

by tradesman May 12, 2003

Vegan

An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.

The Vegans are coming! The vegans are coming! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...

by tradesman May 13, 2003

Chopsocky

A term defining a type of movie; mostly Hong Kong actioners with Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, John Woo, etc, etc.

Let's rent some chopsocky from Video Time tonight.

by tradesman June 6, 2003

.22

A popular calibre of firearm that size for size, does some of the most damage of them all.

My Ruger 10-22 is a very dependable rifle.

by tradesman June 7, 2003

pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 9, 2003

Nighthawk

A model of Honda motorcycle that is highly dependable.

My friends '90 Nighthawk runs like a watch.

by tradesman June 24, 2003