tradesman's definitions

Century Club

To drink 100 oz. of beer in 100 minutes. 100 ounces? That's all? Kids these days...they don't know how to drink.

The Century Club is a little overrated.

by tradesman May 12, 2003

california

Land of fruits and nuts.

California's a nice place to visit, but leave before you get soft.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

liberal

1. An individual or group of individuals that embrace all views...unless you disagree with them.

2. Most of the media.

3. One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.

Today's liberals want to make the world a better place...as long as they don't have to make the big sacrifices, and someone else does.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

MoPar

A subdivision of Chrysler. Short for Motor Parts.

Actually, it stands for:
Massively Over Powered And Respected.

by tradesman July 23, 2003

drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

White Trash

An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

All Matt talks about is NASCAR when he can barely remember what street he lives on. What a piece of white trash.

by tradesman March 31, 2003