tradesman's definitions

Political correctness

The state of being politically correct.

Political correctness is a narrow view on life.

by tradesman April 1, 2003

Century Club

To drink 100 oz. of beer in 100 minutes. 100 ounces? That's all? Kids these days...they don't know how to drink.

The Century Club is a little overrated.

by tradesman May 12, 2003

california

Land of fruits and nuts.

California's a nice place to visit, but leave before you get soft.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Le Monde

A leftist French periodical that is undeniably hysterical in it's anti-American tirades. On the same level as the Nation Enquirer here in the States.

Le Monde is a joke.

by tradesman November 26, 2003

gun control

1. An isidious plan by some who feel that the gun is to blame for crimes commited by the criminal as a basis to take away firearms from law-abiding citizens.

2. Hitting what you're aiming at.

3. To use both hands while firing.

Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 1, 2003

school of hard knocks

Life itself; knowledge (and wisdom) gained by working for it, and not necessarily from a book.

You can learn more common sense from the school of hard knocks, than from most any university.

by tradesman June 15, 2004