Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 03, 2003

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 03, 2003

drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

by tradesman April 03, 2003

MoPar

A subdivision of Chrysler. Short for Motor Parts.

Actually, it stands for:
Massively Over Powered And Respected.

by tradesman July 23, 2003

candle

An increasingly obscure term denoting a cylinder in an internal-combustion engine. 8 candles = 8 cylinders.

Damn, he still won the heads-up with only seven candles lit!

by tradesman April 30, 2003

deadbeat mom

A female parent that doesn't pay child support. See: deadbeat dad.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003