Person 1: hey man, I just bought a Canon dslr
Person 2: you retard, you should have gotten a Nikon
by nikonftw March 29, 2010
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An Asian tourist particularly in the L.A. area known for always carrying cameras to take pictures of everything they see.
Person 1, "Look at that asian guy stopped in the middle of the boardwalk"
Person 2, "That Nikon just tripped three people stopping to take a picture!"
by Tylerama90 November 23, 2015
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A camera capable of creating consistant out of focus images through the use of too many buttons on the back and overall build.
Professor- "Justin, I like your composition, but when we bring this into 100%...hmm whats this, looks to be a bit soft."

Team Ramrod- "Nikons! hhhahahah"
by Ellie .... May 03, 2008
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what you buy when you don't have enough cash to buy a Sony.
guy 1: hey dude, I only had $100 so I bought this nikon.

guy 2: what a retard, why didn't you just save up for a Sony

guy 1: -starts crying-
by CarnivalKid32 March 06, 2010
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big stupid camera that people on dallas imports use.
it verifies their acceptance in fat chicks.
"Hey Canadian nice Nikon! Wanna go pick up some fat chicks?"
by AOKP October 24, 2007
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Nikon's flagship photographic camera of the 1970's, renowned for it's versatility and durability. It is an incredibly heavy piece of metal, useful not only for taking photographs, but also as a paperweight, hammer, defensive weapon, etc.
Jesus Christ, that Nikon F2 is heavy!
by supersharpie August 10, 2007
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