tommy's definitions

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

tombomb

- a person who is a bomb
- a person who is named tom and is a bomb
- explodes on contact

tombomb is GODLIKE

u really are a tombomb bitch

by tommy April 14, 2005

Sporkmasta

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.

Caught sporking on Sunday? No only a Sporkmasta would be that foolish.

by Tommy February 27, 2005

Mwuhahahahaha

1.An EVIL laugh by a villan
2.sound made whan laughing

The minions just laughed,"MWUHAHAHAHA"

by Tommy October 17, 2003

loccen

Uber-game obsessed with the word 'troll' and Natural Selection

Loccen: Plug-in train troll
Loccen: Wouldn't touch it with a troll poll

by Tommy August 18, 2004

delated

it means to be really really late

damn, im delated for this party

by tommy May 13, 2005

oil change

when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.

sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.

by tommy October 20, 2003