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stash rocket 

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.
That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.
stash rocket by toee May 23, 2006

Wall of Sound 

Possbily the best song by American Hi-Fi, and the final song on their self titled album.

Here are some lyrics -

You're under my skin now I could shut out the world that we know
I'll try to be everything you want me to be
And I've got a head start but I'm making the same mistakes
And its all or nothing when we fall apart
Fade fade fade into you

Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear
Caught in the rush of the crowd
Lost in a wall of sound
You were ringing in my ear

Now try and tell me it's not a good song.
Wall of Sound by toee May 23, 2006
Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
dilf by toee May 23, 2006

Fine piece of man 

A man who is delicious. Smart, funny, and sexy, he is a fine piece of man.

Fine, as in derived from Fine and Fyne.
Also see hunk, sexy man and even sexy man beast
Oh, he is soooo sexy, he is just one fine piece of man.
Fine piece of man by toee May 23, 2006

Johnny Cochran 

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
Johnny Cochran by toee May 17, 2006

Sexy Tiger 

Horny people like to call their lovers sexy tigers. The image that comes to my mind is a buff, dark man with a nice ass. For men, I assume it would be a tall blonde woman with nice tits.

Or then again, maybe just the person you are currently initimate with.
"Oh, you are such a sexy tiger, let's do it right now!"
Sexy Tiger by toee May 17, 2006

Tim Roth 

An amazing actor from the UK, he has been in three Quentin Tarantino movies, his most famous role being Mr. Orange in Resevoir Dogs.

Timmy isn't exactly the greatest looking guy, but he has a charisma that makes him extremely sexy. In fact, he has a large female fanbase who adores him. He is what Philadelphians would call Sexjewgly.

Also, despite popular belief, he is not Jewish. At least, not by blood.
Tim Roth should've been Snape.

He was great in Resevoir Dogs...
Tim Roth by toee May 15, 2006