toee's definitions

Jewgly

An ugly Jew. Not nesecarily a bad thing, just someone who is jewish and ugly. It doesn't mean they aren't nice people.

Look at that guy he is so... Jewgly.

by toee May 24, 2006

otaku

If you wear a shirt that says "Otaku" with the kanji script above it, and you are an american, you are an idiot.

Otaku is not something someone strives to be, nor is it a good thing. Americans, and I suppose other non-Japanese, do not understand the truth to this phrase.

I hate those posers who walk around in Otaku shirts.

by toee May 24, 2006

Kaz Hirai

The owner and CEO of Sony. Is Japanese. Acheived internet fame through his press conference where he stated that the Playstation 3 would be "$599.99 American dollars" and "Ridge Racer".

When PS3 came out, many people were injured by crowds, some killed, so he can be partially blamed for their deaths.

"It's Ridge Racer, Riiiiiidge Racer!" said Kaz Hirai, the CEO of Sony.

by toee December 3, 2006

Kakihara

A fictional Sado-Masochist from the film Ichi the Killer. Played by the brilliant Tadanobu Asano, it's this character that gave Ichi the Killer it's edge. Kakihara is a young gangster who likes to hurt himself and has odd facial scarring. He goes in pursuit of his dead boss and lover, Anjo, but along the way adopts the gang and tries to get Ichi to kill him. He also has creepy twin friends who engage in s+m with him.

Believe me, it's one badass character.

Kakihara cuts off the tip of his tongue, and get this, for pretty much just shits and giggles.

by toee May 15, 2006

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

serpentine

When a person passes gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.

When he farted, we all had to serpentine.

"Carl, serpentine!"

by toee May 18, 2008

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 3, 2006