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1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
by toee May 9, 2006
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1. Gay anime porn, popular among many women.

2. Philadelphia based band that was from mid 2004-early 2006. Came from the remains of the band NiMb.ie. Only one member continued in music with her EBM project Apocalyptic Betty, and another failed project The Missionary Kids
1. You can download all the Yaoi you want, it's sexi isn't it?

2. Did you hear that Yaoi song? Too bad they broke up.
by toee December 2, 2006
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A delicious alcoholic beverage.
Composed of a bottom layer of Butterscotch schnapps (and optional melted butterscotch) and a top layer of Irish cream. A favorite semi-girly drink of many.
I ordered a buttery nipple at the cocktail bar last night.
by toee December 2, 2006
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Also called Cleaners, many hitmen today do very unexciting work. Mostly just making people's spouses (who they've paid to off them)look like they accidentally got in a car crash. Unlike in the movies, hitmen can be old, out of shape, unsophistocated, unrelated to any mobs and can also occasionally be women. Hitmen don't kill because they like it, necessarily, just because they like the money.

See cleaner. Also, they are in an off way related to bounty hunters, who are self employed persons who hunt for hitment.
The hitman was paid 10 grand to off the woman's husband.

"It's nothing personal, it's just business," the hitman said as he put the gun to his head.
by toee May 17, 2006
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A show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by Paul Zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself Beakman and acted rather flamboyantly.

Many people who remember the show remember it fondly, it was almost like Pee Wee's playhouse meets Bill Nye the science guy.

It showcased a mad scientist, a rat-man-creature, numerous female assistants and penguins doing science projects and dispelling myths among other things.

Now, I'm quite sure it has a huge stoner fanbase, because the show is very, very trippy.
It was a sad day when they took Beakman's World off the air in 1997.

Random stoner - "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt and watch Beakman's World, wanna come?"
by toee August 30, 2006
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If you wear a shirt that says "Otaku" with the kanji script above it, and you are an american, you are an idiot.

Otaku is not something someone strives to be, nor is it a good thing. Americans, and I suppose other non-Japanese, do not understand the truth to this phrase.
I hate those posers who walk around in Otaku shirts.
by toee May 18, 2006
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