Definitions by tirtle

festola 

That small sac near the anus that becomes enlarged through the consumption of spicy foods.

Grandpa went to that Taco Bell there and ate so much he had to have his festola drained

festola by tirtle March 28, 2017

assnic cleansing 

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

assnic cleansing by tirtle March 28, 2017

Putin on the ritz 

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

Putin on the ritz by tirtle March 28, 2017

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

clean air by tirtle March 28, 2017

fullofshiticus

In Roman time, politicians were this

President Trump is fullofshiticus

fullofshiticus by tirtle March 22, 2017

Horseshit Whisperer 

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

Horseshit Whisperer by tirtle March 14, 2017

Sim Sa La Bim 

Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks

Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim

Sim Sa La Bim by tirtle March 8, 2017