Nut or Bitch

Trying to figure out if the assinine activity of an individual is due to them being insane or just a disagreeable bastard.

He is getting more incorrigible as he gets older, stubborn and a pain. I wonder, is it nut or bitch?

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Sim Sa La Bim

Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks

Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim

by tirtle March 08, 2017

orangeaid

What Donald Trump drinks to keep his complexion orange.

``Hey, Melania, bring me over some more that Orangeaid will ya''

by tirtle January 26, 2017

urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.

I find this site to have an urban dichotomy

by tirtle November 24, 2017

trumpeed

A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017

Run for your lives, the trumpeed is rising!

by tirtle January 12, 2017

Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018