Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tirtle

festola

That small sac near the anus that becomes enlarged through the consumption of spicy foods.

Grandpa went to that Taco Bell there and ate so much he had to have his festola drained

festola by tirtle March 28, 2017

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The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

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The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

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A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

clean air by tirtle March 28, 2017

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In Roman time, politicians were this

President Trump is fullofshiticus

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Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

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Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks

Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim

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