Definitions by tirtle

tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

tweet others as you want them to tweet you by tirtle January 21, 2018

Cummander in chief 

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017

dickdaphone 

The phone you use to call dicks.

``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''

dickdaphone by tirtle December 11, 2017

Trumpain 

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.

Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain

Trumpain by tirtle December 8, 2017

charlie rose 

A disingenuous cad on the prowl.

Aren't you the Charlie Rose type with the junk out and the TV turned to PBS.

charlie rose by tirtle November 24, 2017

assa-hole 

Ass hole in Italian.

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

assa-hole by tirtle November 24, 2017

urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.

I find this site to have an urban dichotomy

urban dichotomy by tirtle November 24, 2017