Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle May 31, 2018

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle April 21, 2018

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 02, 2018

Horseshit Whisperer

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

by tirtle March 14, 2017

Harry Cox

A well-known expression you are surprised had not been defined in the Urban Dictionary until now.

Harry Cox is, as the term suggests, is someone's shaggy protuberance.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017