tirtle's definitions

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

illegal leaks

Donald Trump's characterization of news from any organization other than Fox News.

New York Times: Trump will have a hair transplant Tuesday.
Trump: ``Illegal leaks, fake news!''

by tirtle February 15, 2017

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018

fullofshiticus

In Roman time, politicians were this

President Trump is fullofshiticus

by tirtle March 22, 2017

Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.

``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''

by tirtle December 11, 2017

Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

by tirtle December 11, 2017