Definitions by tirtle

Anals of history 

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

Anals of history by tirtle June 15, 2018

The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

The Simp and the Blimp by tirtle June 15, 2018

Turdification

When you are so caught up in your own shit you fail to see anyone else's coming.

Assholeitis is a warning sign that you are headed for full-blown turdification

Turdification by tirtle June 15, 2018

Yer ass

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.

John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''

Yer ass by tirtle June 15, 2018

Stop eating you fat bastard 

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

Stop eating you fat bastard by tirtle June 11, 2018

Gigunda shit 

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

Gigunda shit by tirtle May 29, 2018

low guinea 

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.

Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.

low guinea by tirtle May 28, 2018