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Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.
While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.
by tirtle October 20, 2022
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president-erect

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.
by tirtle December 2, 2016
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dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.
``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''
by tirtle December 11, 2017
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Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.
They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.
by tirtle June 18, 2018
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Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.
Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief
by tirtle December 11, 2017
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urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.
The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.
by tirtle January 13, 2017
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Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.
Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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