president-erect

Donald Trump's never ending hard-on for young females.

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.

by tirtle December 02, 2016

Everybody needs a kosher snack

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy

Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.

by tirtle July 02, 2018

Horseshit Whisperer

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

by tirtle March 14, 2017

Fuck of shit

A general know-it-all on every useless subject.

Here comes that Gavone, he's a real fuck of shit.

by tirtle June 25, 2018

Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.

While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

charlie rose

A disingenuous cad on the prowl.

Aren't you the Charlie Rose type with the junk out and the TV turned to PBS.

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Harry Cox

A well-known expression you are surprised had not been defined in the Urban Dictionary until now.

Harry Cox is, as the term suggests, is someone's shaggy protuberance.

by tirtle August 12, 2018