Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

by tirtle March 28, 2017

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president-erect

Donald Trump's never ending hard-on for young females.

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.

by tirtle December 02, 2016

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Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.

While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

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Everybody needs a kosher snack

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy

Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.

by tirtle July 02, 2018

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