tirtle's definitions

Manana Trump

The heretofore unknown daughter of Donald Trump born of a Mexican immigrant.

When asked about Manana Trump, the President said, `We'll talk about that tomorrow.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

assa-hole

Ass hole in Italian.

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

by tirtle November 24, 2017

It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.

"You see that accident? It's a blower.''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018