tirtle's definitions

OBGYN

Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles

Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.

by tirtle September 14, 2018

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle May 29, 2018

trumpcated

The term applies to the truncated presidency of Donald J. Trump, which will end far short of its four year term.

Donald Trump's presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let Melania's mother into the country.

by tirtle February 6, 2017

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Schmeckie in the dreidel

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

by tirtle December 5, 2018

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

Turdification

When you are so caught up in your own shit you fail to see anyone else's coming.

Assholeitis is a warning sign that you are headed for full-blown turdification

by tirtle June 15, 2018