Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.
We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?
by tirtle June 28, 2018
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Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change
Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''
by tirtle July 31, 2018
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Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.
Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history
by tirtle June 12, 2018
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dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.
``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''
by tirtle December 12, 2017
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lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.
I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.
by tirtle August 07, 2017
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Sim Sa La Bim

Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks
Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim
by tirtle March 08, 2017
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Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.
Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.
by tirtle February 09, 2019
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