tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

by tirtle January 21, 2018

orangeaid

What Donald Trump drinks to keep his complexion orange.

``Hey, Melania, bring me over some more that Orangeaid will ya''

by tirtle January 26, 2017

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 12, 2018

dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.

``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''

by tirtle December 12, 2017

lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.

I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.

by tirtle August 07, 2017

Sim Sa La Bim

Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks

Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim

by tirtle March 08, 2017

Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

by tirtle February 09, 2019