trumpeed

A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017

Run for your lives, the trumpeed is rising!

by tirtle January 12, 2017

Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

Cleofatra

Beyonce at the Grammy awards

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra

by tirtle February 15, 2017

Schmeckie in the dreidel

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

by tirtle December 05, 2018

Hallmark Hall of Fame

The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

by tirtle January 31, 2017

OBGYN

Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles

Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.

by tirtle September 14, 2018

Turdification

When you are so caught up in your own shit you fail to see anyone else's coming.

Assholeitis is a warning sign that you are headed for full-blown turdification

by tirtle June 15, 2018