tirtle's definitions

Manana Trump

The heretofore unknown daughter of Donald Trump born of a Mexican immigrant.

When asked about Manana Trump, the President said, `We'll talk about that tomorrow.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

illegal leaks

Donald Trump's characterization of news from any organization other than Fox News.

New York Times: Trump will have a hair transplant Tuesday.
Trump: ``Illegal leaks, fake news!''

by tirtle February 15, 2017

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018

Tweet Street

The new address of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

``I was talking a walk down Tweet Street when I bumped into President Trump.''

by tirtle January 25, 2017

dick gutwillig

The area between the male protuberance and the rectal sphere

I've had some pain lately in my dick gutwillig

by tirtle April 9, 2017

curbing Urban

What Trump would like to do with Urban Dictionary

Trump to Conway: ``We need to start curbing Urban before they get me impeached.''

by tirtle January 30, 2017