by tirtle June 12, 2018
by tirtle December 08, 2017
The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
by tirtle June 12, 2018
We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?
by tirtle June 28, 2018
The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.
by tirtle March 28, 2017
by tirtle November 24, 2017
A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017
by tirtle January 13, 2017