Definitions by tirtle

Shitarian 

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

Shitarian by tirtle July 2, 2018

Trumptino 

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump

The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.

Trumptino by tirtle June 28, 2018

Youse all wanna coffee? 

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

Youse all wanna coffee? by tirtle June 28, 2018

Fagumater 

The early Italian all-encompassing expression roughly translated to ``fuck you and your mother!'' Still said by low end and faux Italians mostly in the northeast part of the United States.

Buffo: Hey Ricco, move you goddam car already I gotta go get bread.

Ricco: Hey go fagumater!

Fagumater by tirtle June 26, 2018

Fuck of shit 

A general know-it-all on every useless subject.

Here comes that Gavone, he's a real fuck of shit.

Fuck of shit by tirtle June 25, 2018

Dick Urban 

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

Dick Urban by tirtle June 18, 2018

Nut or Bitch 

Trying to figure out if the assinine activity of an individual is due to them being insane or just a disagreeable bastard.

He is getting more incorrigible as he gets older, stubborn and a pain. I wonder, is it nut or bitch?

Nut or Bitch by tirtle June 15, 2018