(Verb) To steal something in use by another when they aren't paying attention. Often used in reference to chairs, remotes and other objects/appliances.
Example 1:
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
Dave: "Hahahhaha. Gazza isn't happy, totally sharked his chair when he stood up to get his drink."
Example 2:
Joe: "Ugh, i hate so you think you can dance. Who the fuck watches this shit?"
Tim: "Quickly, Anne is looking away, Shark the remote. NOW!"
by timmy_222 August 24, 2009
To go absolutely spastic or attack and defeat a large group of opponents singlehandedly as Mel Gibson does in the movie "the patriot" where he kills at least 12 Redcoats in a rage with a tomahawk and a knife.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
Guy 1: "Man, who do you think would win out of a fight between Chewie and about 90 stormtroopers?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Like you even need to ask. Chewie would obviously go all patriot on their arses and win. I don't think he'd even need weapons, hand to hand."
Example 2.
Man 1: "These guys came up to me and tried to solicit me for sex, I went completely Patriot on them."
2: "I told you this would happen when you wear a dress and stand on a street corner."
Example 3.
1. "That dude stole my drink, im going patriot"
by timmy_222 July 19, 2009
1. "I see a red door and I want it painted black"
-Mick Jagger on the colour Black.
2. Person 1: "Dude I totally owned those kazaks on Black last night, had the Magnum and unlimited ammo, bit of Clint Eastwood style ownage."
Person 2: "NIIIIIIIICCCCCE"
-Mick Jagger on the colour Black.
2. Person 1: "Dude I totally owned those kazaks on Black last night, had the Magnum and unlimited ammo, bit of Clint Eastwood style ownage."
Person 2: "NIIIIIIIICCCCCE"
by Timmy_222 June 18, 2009
When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."
John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009
A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.
1. The Liberal party of Australia
2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."
Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.
2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."
Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.
by Timmy_222 October 02, 2009
Unintentional Comedy refers to any type of performing art that fails so bad it becomes a piece of comedy gold. This phenomenon is most regularly seen in the movie genre but can apply to music, theater or even visual art.
Prime examples of Unintentional comedy are movies such as COMMANDO, Total Recall, Rambo 4 and The Transporter. These movies were all intended as serious works but in the end are so poorly made or acted that their failure has amused the masses, making them cult hits. A musical Example is Lordi, a band who obviously think they are hardcore, but could be outmanned by a female kitten.
by Timmy_222 June 22, 2009
Example 1:
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."
by Timmy_222 November 13, 2009